How do you know - zombies are not real? There are rumors that evil people in Haiti …(I think they call them witch doctors)…cause spirits to inhabit dead bodies. When in Africa, I have heard rumors - regarding similar stuff.
I’m being serious now, Dave. Black magic is REAL and ALIVE and Well - in the world. Much as I hate, to admit it.
Now I’m off to watch Dawn of the Dead and The Walking Dead - on televisions.
Actually, zombies are some of my best friends. So they are “real” to me.